Sausage life
The column which believes that life is a journey, but often the services have unsatisfactory toilet facilities READER: What about Theresa then? MYSELF: What about her? READER: What else? The dancing! What a revelation! MYSELF: Ah yes, quite breathtaking, in…
Scott May’s Daredevil Stunt Show
By Oliver Tookey If daredevils and destruction are your thing then it is well worth checking out Scott May’s Daredevil Stunt Show, currently on tour around the UK. It arrived at Hastings Oval on August 16th, where we were invited…
Netflix creates a new audience for Asian Cinema
By Ella Wilson (student at Sussex Coast College) The last decade has been filled with brilliant minds exploring the limits of technology with a simple purpose: making our lives easier. Rather than going out shopping, anything and everything can be…
Spirited Away
Written and directed by Hayao Miyazaki of Studio Ghibli A review by Safiya Williams Young, student at Hastings Academy PICTURE: fathome events Imagine if you accidentally entered a spirit world which turned your parents into pigs and forced you to…
Politikal Pokes by lobbytroll
LET THE HARD BREX BEGIN Like the perpetual threat of a shower, PM Theresa May appears to be always on the verge of bursting into tears, even during our delightful spell of summer weather. On her recent Brexit-related trade mission…
Politikal Pokes by lobbytroll
Open Letter Dear Hastings Borough Council. Do you think there might be the flimsiest chance you could do something about the 16 bars of tinny, inept, patronizing, ghastly, amateurish “music”, the repetition of which you appear to think will soothe…
Sausage Life
BY Bird Guano The column which wanders lonely as a cloud, but never seems to come across any daffodils. READER: have you seen the new zoo? MYSELF: Zoo? READER: Yes. On the pier. MYSELF: Have you taken leave of your…
Lucien Pissarro and his Rebellious Daughter
BY Gillian Metcalfe Lucien Pissarro was born in Paris in 1863. The oldest of seven, he had four brothers and two sisters. His father, Camille Pissarro, was the well-known, hugely influential Impressionist painter, and Lucien was taught painting and drawing…
Sausage life
The column which uses a periscope even when it isn’t underwater READER: Why the long face? MYSELF: I’m getting into character. READER: Gosh, that sounds interesting, what for? MYSELF: I’m rehearsing for a part in the Meatfield Repertory Company’s production…
Politikal Pokes by lobbytroll
PRITI OBVIOUS The MP and fake, Priti “Vacant” Patel, whose shameless ambition knows no bounds, guested on “Question Time” last Friday. She appeared comfortable with the fact that the only response to her repeated failure to negotiate the greasy pole…