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The column that puts its brolly up even though it isn’t raining READER: I see Boris is finally getting his point across at : In what way exactly is the PM finally getting his point across? And please stop calling…
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The column which reserves the right to record your calls for training porpoises READER: Whoops! Bit of a typo there!MYSELF: What do you mean?READER: Up there, under your name. Porpoises. I think you meant purposesMYSELF:  Not at all. On top…
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Sausage Life

The column that self inflates, but is difficult to get back in the bag MYSELF: What are you doing up there?READER: I’m conducting an :  Well seeing as you’re on top of a stepladder, would you mind removing that cobweb…
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