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Sausage life

The column which believes that life is a journey, but often the services have unsatisfactory toilet facilities READER: What about Theresa then? MYSELF: What about her? READER: What else? The dancing! What a revelation! MYSELF:  Ah yes, quite breathtaking, in…
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Spirited Away

Written and directed by Hayao Miyazaki of Studio Ghibli A review by Safiya Williams Young, student at Hastings Academy PICTURE: fathome events Imagine if you accidentally entered a spirit world which turned your parents into pigs and forced you to…
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Sausage Life

BY Bird Guano The column which wanders lonely as a cloud, but never seems to come across any daffodils. READER:  have you seen the new zoo? MYSELF:  Zoo? READER:  Yes. On the pier. MYSELF:  Have you taken leave of your…
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Sausage life

The column which uses a periscope even when it isn’t underwater READER: Why the long face? MYSELF:  I’m getting into character. READER: Gosh, that sounds interesting, what for? MYSELF:  I’m rehearsing for a part in the Meatfield Repertory Company’s production…
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