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Sausage Life

The column which, without proper maintenance, would collapse under the weight of its own self-importance. WARRIORS RISE FROM THE ASHES Since the humiliating departure of no-nonsense shoot-from-the-hip, messiah complex manager Franco Machiavelli, widely blamed for Hastings & St Leonards Warriors…
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Sausage Life!

The column which avoids metaphor because when you are trying to sell someone a rudderless ship, it’s best not to mention the leaky lifeboats READER: Black Friday! I’m so excited! MYSELF: I imagine you are. What kind of bargain are…
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Sausage Life!

The column that maintains that any resemblance between it and real life is purely coincidental READER:  Isn’t it great that the new Doctor Who is a woman? MYSELF:  Yes, in the same way I think it is great that Popeye’s…
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