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Sausage Life

The column which thinks that tired, worn-out cliché is the elephant in the room READER: Football’s coming home! And on top of a glorious heatwave to boot! MYSELF:  I assume you’re referring to plucky little England’s first ever penalty shoot-out…
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The column which thinks that a cambio is as good as a siesta READER: You know what’s missing from this column, don’t you? MYSELF: A crossword? READER: Wow! How did you know I was going to say that? MYSELF: Oddly…
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The column firmly aimed at the louche, disaffected bon viveur and the properly bearded man-about-town READER:  The Royal Wedding! Did you see it? MYSELF:  See it? I was there mate. READER:  No! Really? MYSELF:  If you were watching it on…
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The column which looks a bit like Johnny Depp when the light hits it in a certain way READER: What did you make of this year’s Jack in the Green? MYSELF:  Hastings’ very own Day of the Triffids? I’m not…
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The column which, although it disapproves of what you say, defends to the death its right to punch you in the face. READER: I really can’t believe this Brexit thing is dragging on like this. I mean the people have…
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The column that ties its own shoelaces together, then tries to run away. MYSELF: Remember when UK advertising was envied and admired around the world for its innovation, dash, and quirky British humour? READER: Ah, the golden years. Gold Blend,…
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by Bird Guano The column that doesn't shrink when you put it in the tumble dryer. MYSELF: Why the long face? READER: I’m not happy with all this Brexit mullarkey. MYSELF: Well, you’ve got what you wanted. Sure, we’ll all…
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