Politikal Pokes By Lobbytroll
WHO’S THE FAIREST? I think Batty Boris has one of those mirrors similar to the one employed by the wicked queen in Snow White. As he stares into it like Narcissus at the pool, he sees a composite image of…
Politikal Pokes By Lobbytroll
UNION JACKOFF Now that Nigel Farage, the official spokesman for the terminally thick, has been unceremoniously kicked off the commercial radio station LBC, he will no doubt be able to spend more quality time with his ‘family’. We saw the…
Politikal Pokes By Lobbytroll
BLIND MAN’S BLUFF Let’s not beat about the bush. Dominic Cummings is a dangerous threat to parliamentary democracy, not to mention innocent motorists. This is a man who is apparently unable to empathise or apologise, to the extent that he…
Politikal Pokes By Lobbytroll
ANY OLD IRONY He doesn’t drink alcohol because it clouds his brain. His only known vices are Big Macs, long ties, Fox News, the acquisition of money rather than wealth, the magic mirror which tells him he is beautiful, and…
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AS IF WE WEREN’T CONFUSED ENOUGH After the Spanish civil war, the British government took urgent action, aware that the aerial bombing of civilians was highly likely to occur should war with Germany be declared. Prompted by the very real…
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CORONA – LATEST GOVERNMENT ADVICE Sombre military music. A man with strange hair enters a badly-lit studio and in a low monotone, recites these words from an autocue: Things are going to get difficult, yes. But in these troubled times,…
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Trying to keep down appearances A PLAGUE OF LOCUMSArmies of retired GPs are to be marshalled in order to cope with Covid-19. Dubbed Dad’s Doctors their efficacy has been thrown into doubt by GP leaders who have warned that retired doctors…
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‘OL BLUE EYES IS BACK I thank The Albion’s Bob Tipler who passed on this absolute gem of a music agency press release, which manages to paint a tantalising picture of an artiste, whilst avoiding all the rules of grammar, syntax…
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FORGERY Boris Johnson is determined to “forge a new Britain”, once we Get Brexit Done, a phrase so stupid it defies satire. Brexit will not ‘get done’, because Brexit is an abstract noun, invented to disguise something hideously complicated as…
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MORONITYThe Trump brand is so toxic in the UK that even stupid people have stopped liking him, but in the US, certain sectors of the TV-reared population lap it all up. Former head of Isis, Abu Bakhur, evaded capture by…