DANNY GORING

On telly they’re selling us holidays

But we haven’t got enough cash

The end of the month’s still a fortnight away

And the thought brings us out in a rash

The leccy bill’s shocking, taxes are rising

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Our money has gone down the drain

We splashed out for Christmas, it’s hardly surprising

The new year’s a financial pain

Priory Meadow is under grey water

Eels are shopping in Boots

Southern Water dump more crap than they oughta

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In the sea, and don’t give two hoots

We’d like to escape into self-isolation

And wait for the spring to arrive

A whole population in warm hibernation

Having a bloody good skive

When summer comes round we’ll be sipping a beer

In sunshine and heatwaves unbroken

On the prom we’ll parade, or perhaps on the pier

Provided the bloomin’ thing’s open

We’ll laugh and we’ll cry, feel the lows and the highs

The smiles alternating with frowns

And perhaps realise, as the years pass us by,

That the ups can’t come round without downs


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