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Sausage Life

The column which thinks that tired, worn-out cliché is the elephant in the room READER: Football’s coming home! And on top of a glorious heatwave to boot! MYSELF:  I assume you’re referring to plucky little England’s first ever penalty shoot-out…
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The column that won’t shoot until it sees the whites of your eggs READER: I see there were riots at the Poundland closing-down sale. MYSELF: I’m not surprised. There was 10% off everything. READER: So what happened? MYSELF: Apparently the…
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Sausage Life

The column which thinks that a cambio is as good as a siesta READER: You know what’s missing from this column, don’t you? MYSELF: A crossword? READER: Wow! How did you know I was going to say that? MYSELF: Oddly…
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Sausage Life

The column firmly aimed at the louche, disaffected bon viveur and the properly bearded man-about-town READER:  The Royal Wedding! Did you see it? MYSELF:  See it? I was there mate. READER:  No! Really? MYSELF:  If you were watching it on…
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Sausage Life

The column which looks a bit like Johnny Depp when the light hits it in a certain way READER: What did you make of this year’s Jack in the Green? MYSELF:  Hastings’ very own Day of the Triffids? I’m not…
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