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BACKSTOP FRONTSTOP THREE BAGS FULL OF CASH Reading between the lines of Johnson’s latest rambling bag of nonsense, it looks to Lobbytroll like the DUP are in for another massive bribe in exchange for their government support. This time it…
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The column that self inflates, but is difficult to get back in the bag MYSELF: What are you doing up there?READER: I’m conducting an : Well seeing as you’re on top of a stepladder, would you mind removing that cobweb…
Politikal Pokes by lobbytroll
BONKERS BORIS AND THE HMS BOUNTY What on earth are we to do about the Prime Minister now he’s gone Captain Bligh and the crew of The Bounty are on the verge of mutiny? It’s all very well banging him…
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The column that thinks Fifty Shades of Grey is what dogs see when they are trying to choose paint in Farrow & Ball READER: What sign are you?MYSELF: I’m a Librarian, as if it were any of your : Just…
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The column that believes in the right to wear a hat, even when it is unnecessary WARRIOR’S WOESNewly relegated Hastings & St Leonards Warriors were beaten 8-0 away by Cockmarlin Thunderbolts last Saturday, their fifth 8-0 defeat in five games.…
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FULFILLING THE AIRHEAD QUOTANever let anyone tell you that the Tories are a party of misogynistic throwbacks. Now that slippery yes-woman Home Secretary Priti “Vacant” Patel and Minister for Evasion Angela Leadsom, are safely ensconced inside the tent pissing out,…
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I DON’T NORMALLY READ THIS NEWSPAPER BUT…Perhaps we were short on content, but it appears that we have now decided to publish things because “they didn’t think we would” (LEAVING THE EU – In the interests of remaining neutral, issue…
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The column that thinks there’s nothing beats a good cigar after a bit of arson MYSELF: How do you feel about the EU, now that we’re in the middle of a constitutional crisis?READER: What constitutional crisis? Is there a constitutional…
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The column that thinks shorting the pound is the new yoga MYSELF: A friend of mine told me a very good joke the other : A joke! Excellent! I love : I know you do and you’ll love this one.…
Politikal Pokes by lobbytroll
HOW TO IGNORE PRAGMATISM AND STAMPEDE OVER THE CLIFF LIKE PROPER LEMMINGSSince the UK’s quiet little right-wing coup has taken over Downing Street, we have noticed an alarming trend in online opinion-stirring which goes something like this: “It’s all a waste…