Satire

Sausage Life

The column which believes that humanity is at the axis of its palindromic noon, vertical, yet horizontal.  READER: I’m bored with self-isolation : I’m not surprised. You’re just going to have to put up with yourself until it’s safe to…
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Satire

Sausage Life

The column which believes that hugs and squeezes spread diseases MYSELF: A-tishooo!READER: Stay where you are! I’m a police officer! Just put the gun down and hold your hands out where I can see them!MYSELF:  Aren’t you overreacting? I only…
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Features

Sausage Life

The column in which terms apply, but not : What’s up? You look as though you’ve swallowed a : I’ve been listening to commercial radio. I’m going to track down and throttle the next actor I hear talking like they’ve…
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The column which beats as it sweeps as it cleans GLOBAL WARNING?The continent of Australia, already devastated by unprecedented bush fires, is now apparently on the brink of running out of question marks. Our antipodean correspondent Kylie O’Reilly spoke to…
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Sausage Life

The column which mumbles incoherently in order to get away with murder. READER: I know we agreed never to discuss religious matters on here…MYSELF: Or : …but as a recovering Catholic, do you approve of women bishops?MYSELF: No, I am…
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Sausage Life

The column which throws stones even though it lives in a glass house READER: Happy New Year!MYSELF:  For whom?READER: What’s up now, Dr. Doom?MYSELF:  Er…the election result?READER: Oh the election! I’d quite forgotten about that! Anyway, have you seen Cats…
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