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Bird Guano The column which believes there is only a fine line between mumbo and jumbo READER: I can’t take much more of thisMYSELF: More of what? The heat? The lockdown? The government?READER: War and Peace. It’s so bloody long!…
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The column which thinks that Kanye West is to music what Donald Trump is to truth MYSELF: Don’t you find it immensely depressing that we are surrounded by people staring at their phones instead of talking, smiling and interacting with…
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Sausage Life

Bird Guano  The column which believes that reshuffling a sack of rattlesnakes makes little difference to your chances of being bitten. MYSELF: Did you see that big Chinook military helicopter flying over yesterday like a wounded dragonfly?READER: Yes! It was…
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The column which, until yesterday, had a statue of Lord Nelson on top  READER: Well what do you expect? Everyone knows that Horatio Nelson was an unlicensed chicken breeder who bought his title from the same place as that bloke…
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Satire

Sausage Life

The column that believes impatience is rewarding. READER: Wow, I hear you won the lottery, how much?MYSELF: I’d rather not say. I ticked the “no publicity” box, so only The Mail, The Sun, The Daily Sport, and Hello magazine know…
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