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Sausage Life

The column which, although it disapproves of what you say, defends to the death its right to punch you in the face. READER: I really can’t believe this Brexit thing is dragging on like this. I mean the people have…
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Sausage Life

The column that ties its own shoelaces together, then tries to run away. MYSELF: Remember when UK advertising was envied and admired around the world for its innovation, dash, and quirky British humour? READER: Ah, the golden years. Gold Blend,…
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Sausage Life

The column which always leaves the bathroom where it would wish to have found it MYSELF: Judging by recent photographs, our MP is looking a bit worse for wear lately. Do you think the pressure of having a proper job…
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DIARY OF A SOMEBODY

An occasional series in which we randomly browse the recollections of an anonymous diarist DECEMBER FRIDAY 2nd Tarquin, my eldest, telephones to say he is arriving from London tomorrow. Slight feeling of dread as last time we spoke I let…
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Sausage Life

by Bird Guano The column that doesn't shrink when you put it in the tumble dryer. MYSELF: Why the long face? READER: I’m not happy with all this Brexit mullarkey. MYSELF: Well, you’ve got what you wanted. Sure, we’ll all…
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Sausage Life 47

SAUSAGE LIFE Bird Guano The column that throws the bath water out with the baby VI KOMMER! We extend a hearty HIP welcome our new readers in Norway, where The Hastings Independent is now the number one English language newspaper.…
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