Sausage Life

The column which always leaves the bathroom where it would wish to have found it MYSELF: Judging by recent photographs, our MP is looking a bit worse for wear lately. Do you think the pressure of having a proper job…
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DIARY OF A SOMEBODY

An occasional series in which we randomly browse the recollections of an anonymous diarist DECEMBER FRIDAY 2nd Tarquin, my eldest, telephones to say he is arriving from London tomorrow. Slight feeling of dread as last time we spoke I let…
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Sausage Life

by Bird Guano The column that doesn't shrink when you put it in the tumble dryer. MYSELF: Why the long face? READER: I’m not happy with all this Brexit mullarkey. MYSELF: Well, you’ve got what you wanted. Sure, we’ll all…
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Sausage Life 47

SAUSAGE LIFE Bird Guano The column that throws the bath water out with the baby VI KOMMER! We extend a hearty HIP welcome our new readers in Norway, where The Hastings Independent is now the number one English language newspaper.…
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