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Sausage Life

The column which looks a bit like Johnny Depp when the light hits it in a certain way READER: What did you make of this year’s Jack in the Green? MYSELF:  Hastings’ very own Day of the Triffids? I’m not…
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The Cobra Effect

In 2003, Barbera Streisand became very alarmed when an aerial photograph of her Malibu beach home was published on an internet website. Subsequently she unsuccessfully attempted to sue Kenneth Adelman at for posting the image believing that it would lead…
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Creative Conditions

Simone Witney with Sam Kinch and Jon Dunham Mary Beard – a jackal? Throughout Mary Beard’s: ‘Women in Power, a Manifesto’, she represents Ancient Greek myth as proof of a predominant, centuries-old desire of men to crush women. She ignores…
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Sausage Life

Bird Guano The column which cuts off its nose to spite its face and then complains that it can’t smell the coffee READER: 100 issues! Amazing. Did you get a telegram from The Queen? MYSELF: No, but we got a…
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Sausage Life

The column which, although it disapproves of what you say, defends to the death its right to punch you in the face. READER: I really can’t believe this Brexit thing is dragging on like this. I mean the people have…
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